STOP!
YOU ARE NOT AUTHORIZED TO ENTER UNLESS YOU ARE READY TO PLAN AND EXECUTE A EXTREMELY FUN, MEMORABLE AND SUCCESSFUL EVENT UTILIZING AN EXPERIENCED, PERSONABLE, INTERACTIVE AND FUN, FRIENDLY DJ! DON'T EVEN TRY TO WAVE A BANANA IN FRONT OF OUR MONKEY. HE'S PRETTY TOUGH! IT WON'T WORK, PLUS HE ONLY LIKES LOBSTER AND WE JUST FED HIM!
YOU NEED TO SAY "PARTY HARTY SECURITY MONKEY! LET ME IN!"